(For context, there is no context, I found this in my notes app recently and have no idea when or why I wrote this)
Now, you all know of the three ring binder yes? From the ages of schooling? Well, what if I were to tell you that the creator of the three rong binder actually designed it to invoke the many rings of the celestial bodies circling that which we laymen call the “sun”. Now, of course, some of you might call me an old cook, a lutxasd, even possibly a nerith walker. And some of you would be right. But believe me when I tell you that the man who created the three winged binder also created out of the ashes of God himself the rings of Saturn to serve as a sort of allegorical in joke between him and his gay lover Dante. Yes! The very same Dante who owns an entire inferno and then wrote about it! Now, folx, I do not expect you to believe me here today. After all, the words I spoke are akin to pouring pigs blood over an open wound. But, I will say this: believe in the rings of Saturn and you believe in the rings of Hell itself.
*Skates away*